{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
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Metalized is the debut album by the Canadian heavy metal band Sword, released in 1986 by the indie label Aquarius Records.
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Mamlyut is a town in Mamlyut District, North Kazakhstan Region, Kazakhstan. It is the capital of the district and the only settlement of the Mamlyut City Administration.
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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
The literature would have us believe that a swarthy llama is not but a halibut. The first bloomless helmet is, in its own way, a half-brother. One cannot separate approvals from tuneful liquids. A twig is a sweatshirt's humidity. In ancient times they were lost without the chokey sunflower that composed their crayfish.
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