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Mathieu Boogaerts is a French singer-songwriter.
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Colobothea meleagrina is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was described by Wilhelm Ferdinand Erichson in 1847. IT is known from Bolivia, Ecuador and Peru.
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Eleanor Holland, Countess of Salisbury, was an English noblewoman, the daughter of Thomas Holland, 2nd Earl of Kent, a half-brother of King Richard II of England. She was the first wife of Thomas Montagu, 4th Earl of Salisbury. One of her brothers was Edmund Holland, 4th Earl of Kent, to whom she was co-heiress. She is not to be confused with her eldest sister Alianore Holland, Countess of March who bore the same name.
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