{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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Hippopotamus is a French chain of grill restaurants with a hippopotamus as its logo. The brand is owned by Groupe FLO. It is open daily from 11:00am to 1:00am. As of November 2013, Hippopotamus has 170 locations worldwide, including in Ivory Coast, Morocco, Algeria, Portugal, United Arab Emirates, Russia, Thailand, and Tunisia.
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